. Elephant Dung .

Dearestest Mumsy & Daddo,

you guys say I go around creating messes everywhere leaving all my crap around like elephant shit oblivious to everything.
Congratulations! You guys did a much better job than some of the parents of some of the people I live with yay!!! *applauds* because I am possibly one of the cleanest and most considerate people around here. I mean my room's a bit of a mess, but that's my room....
AND!!!! I'm one of the youngest here toooo!!!
Wheee!!!! *more applause*

Love many many big big much much
your darlingest little daughter,
Princess Nicole



and you! you stupid little shit, quite acting like a stupid spoilt, self centred little princess and act your damn age!! I'm younger than you for God's sake!

Ahhhh I feel soo much better now that I've vented =)

I know what you're thinking Mumsy
At least I'm aware enough to turn it around yes?

yah I know... thankew Mammee